What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:24

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.